Saturday, April 02, 2005

Bumper Stickers

The 2004 presidential election is over! It was through last November, yet we still have these schmucks driving around with John Kerry bumper stickers on their cars, boldly proclaiming their support for Kerry. There are several reasons why people still have the stickers on their car, ranging from being to lazy to remove them being so in love with Kerry they think he'll return for 2008.

I can sort of understand being too lazy to take the thing off your car, but any sane person can't honestly believe Kerry has a chance of running in 2008. This is the same sort of thinking that makes people want to put Confederate Flag stickers on their cars, this notion that "the south will rise again!" I'm actually sort of afraid; people have had this bizarre love affair with the those idiot, loser confederates for over a hundred years, so I think we need to nip this Kerry sticker situation before it gets out of hand.

The Germans have the right idea; you can't go driving around with Nazi swastikas on your car because it's against the law to display that kind of material. I don't think passing that sort of law would fly here, so we need to get out and get active and fight this problem on the streets! Convince these people that Kerry lost the election, why waste should they waste their time continuing to supporting him? To help I've created this handy picture to print out and leave on car windshields to help spread the message:

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