Product Placement: Junior Mints bib

Junior Mints are the best candy in the world! Unlike other candies, no matter how many Junior Mints you eat they go down smoothly and don't give you a stomach ache. On the other hand the more boxes you eat you begin to see the negative effects of such a soft orgy of chocolate and mint: sometimes the mints melt in the box and stick together, and then you look like a schmuck trying to eat them.
That is why God created the Junior Mints bib! Given to me by my friend and fellow mint lover Tanya, the bib was too small for my fat neck. So I decided to let Lex model it! Here he is, wearing nothing but the fur he was born with and the bib:

Lex standing on his hind legs eating a treat out of my hand. Isn't he talented?